WE WILL ADD, REMOVE, AND/OR REPLACE ANY PART OF/TO YOUR BODY FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $6.99 AND THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES!!!
successfully replaced my arm with a banana.
i am happy.
They turned me into a cube. Excellent service!
WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING IS SICK AND TWISTED!
Y'ALL CLEARLY WORSHIP THE DEVIL!
Just Grew My Own Dick With The Help Of Body Shop.
Very Epic!!
OUR RECORDS INDICATE THAT OUR C.E.O. HAS CURRENTLY FLED THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR (ALLEGEDLY) RUNNING AN ILLEGAL SPORTSBOOK. THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT TIME FOR US THEREFORE WE CAN NOT ACCEPT ANY ORDERS AT THIS TIME. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.